The New Yorker
• An Artist’s Guide to Raising Children
• Remember Yesterday?
• Commuter Delay Notes
• Announcing MyIlluminati
• Bethlehem Star Exclusives
• A Smarter Smart Home
• A Commencement Speech for Those Watching Commencement
Speeches Despite Having Graduated Some Time Ago
• What Type of Stay at Home Dad Are You?
McSweeney’s
• Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for those Living Without a Trust Fund
• An Influencer Reports for Jury Duty
• The Writer’s Journey
• At the P.R. Firm for Men
• Your Children’s Bedtime Routine: Fantasy vs. Reality
• This One Goes Out to All My Haters
• A Freelancer’s Prayer
• On Our 20th Anniversary, the Internet and I Decided to Renew Our Vows
• Son, It’s Time We Talk About Where Start-Ups Come From
• Let’s Make a Beautiful Case Study Video for Your Social Media Based Ad Campaign
• As I Lay Buying
• The World’s First and Only Completely Honest Résumé of a Graphic Designer
• The Williamsburg Address
• To the Lighthouse, But First, To the Foodcarts
• X-Men Origins: Cheever
• Metroid’s Samus Aran Speaks Out About Gay Marriage
• Netloss
• Dr. Mario Weighs in On Universal Health Care
• Mom, Dad, I’m Into Steampunk
McSweeney’s Lists
• Corporate Time Equivalents
• Breaking Beyond the 4th Wall